I Tamper With The Evidence At The Murder Site Of Odin - Dethklok
(Source: mokubells, via holkie)
Pickles: You know, it would be great to walk down the street and not be bothered for once.
Toki: Walk where?
Pickles: I don’t know. Walk down the street…
Toki: To where?
Pickles: To where … I don’t know, walk to the store.
Toki: Buy it on the internet. Have it delivered.
Pickles: I know I can buy it on the internet, but what if I want to walk to the park, look at swans, you know?
Toki: Well, maybe you should have thought of that before you got famous.
Health inspector: Is it metal to have your drains clogged with dead, rotting employees?
Nathan: Yeah. It is, actually.
There’s no such things as trolls!
- Then how do you explain the dead unicorns?
Love how they got their own metal Q now.
"I couldn’t have made it easier for you. I put food on the bus! All you had to do was eat the food, stay on the bus, don’t walk into the snow."